You See The Hat?

I’ve already talked to you about how sometimes group text messaging isn’t always a good thing. Well despite how many times all of us tell each other not to do it, we (my family) still get group texts from each other. Sometimes it gets out of hand because certain siblings are in class (which they should have their phone off while in school anyway, but don’t get me started.)

Well our most recent group text debacle, while still a bit annoying ended up being hilarious. I’ll leave out sensitive info (I’ll put an asterisk and give you the gist), but to give you context, my dad was in Canada on business, and he was having problems with his hotel reservation and decided to text all of us. Here’s what happened:

Dad: *Initial text about problem*

Cam (my 21 yr. old brother): Tell them if they don’t give you a room you’re gonna sh*t on the lobby floor.

Dad: They let me in my room.

Cam: Or threaten to piss in the nearest fake tree.

Dad: And get sent to jail nice

Cam: They can’t do nothing you’re American.

Cam: The superior race

Dad: Ya right

Mom: *Gives Dad helpful advice on the situation on what to do*

Marin (my 14 yr old sister): They can kick you back to America.

Caulin (my 16 yr old brother): …I my gosh XD

Mom: *Doesn’t understand problem*

(Notice how my mom is really the only one trying to help my dad.)

Cam: Damn canadians can never do sh*t right

Mom: *Still trying to be helpful*

Marin: LOL XD

Cam: Tell them to stop being gay and take your superior form of payment

Marin: Cameron makin fun of Canadians… LOL XD

Caulin: Just tell them you know Celine Dion

Cam: And Justin bieber

Caulin: And that your first ancestor carved a pig delayed *think he meant called* it bacon, Canadian bacon

Marin: LOL

Cam: *out of no where* DID MOM GET MY PANTS

Caulin: Tell them you are a desendant of the red barren

Caulin: No XD

Cam: GHSIEBEYSOALROCOURISKAMD KCKEKE

Cam: GO GET THEN NOOOOOWEEE

Caulin: XD

Cam: Noooooowwwww

Caulin: NO

Mom: Sh*t I forgot your pants!!

CAM: YES OR I KILL YOU

Caulin: YOU CAN GO PANTLESS DWEEB!

Dad: Going to school naked tomorrow

Cam: GO GET MAH PANTS

Mom: I just drove by they are closed

Caulin: Yeah XD lies ;P

Cam: WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Caulin: *a horse emoticon*

Dad: *animated clapping smiley face emoticon*

Cam: 

Mom: Sorry

Dad: What the heck is that

Caulin: It’s a rage face

Me: All y’all are ridiculous I’m going to class I hope you’ll stop group texting by then

Caulin: 

Mom: We are all home now so I’m stopping

Cam: 

Marin: 

Marin: No. I will not stop!

So as you can tell, I usually wait before I say anything. And clearly my siblings love their meme faces (also I love that my dad was like, “What the heck is that?”). My dad got the problem figured out, but sometimes the group texting can get a little cray cray and hilarious. Also, clearly you can tell that there’s a bit of cussing.  I censored a bit, but yeah, don’t judge us if you’re offended by that type of thing. Sometimes I feel like these group texts clearly demonstrate our version of the dinner table conversations that happen in While You Were Sleeping.

Outloud I’m annoyed.

But secretly it makes me laugh SO much.

*Also read the tags. I have nothing against Canadians and my siblings were just trying to be funny. Don’t be offended.