May 2011
April 2011
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I found out who they were!!!
Apparently they are cousins and are also princesses. That explains a lot. Clearly they are jealous and have to wear “statement” hats so that people will still know that they are important and special.
I love how the commentators on the Today show were so reserved about it (those British!) and said, “Oh yes… they are definitely statement...
I want my future husband to be like this →
I almost teared up at the end of this article. I want a relationship like them.
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minusmanhattan:
Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five.”
Jim and Tracy welcome Chris Morgan, the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed “Fast And The Furious” sequel.
This is priceless, I can’t stop laughing.
BAHAHAHAHA. This is pretty much the most hilarious thing ever. Oh I love The Onion.
erigbyyy asked: if you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be?
alwaysbeautifulalmostneverreal asked: Just so you know, I haven't forgot about the "Help End Slacktivism-Perform One Act of Kindness." I'm planning on saving someones life while we're in Myrtle Beach! :) I'll get a picture of it too!
Tina Fey's prayer for her daughter →
karenclickhan:
braiker:
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.
Guide...
A Very Funny Voicemail →
A voicemail that starts off being a message saying he was running late that turns into a description of an accident where a car of elderly women beat up the driver that caused the accident with an umbrella, a large purse, and a bible.
HIGH-LARIOUS